Thursday, August 05, 2004
Previews of Coming Attractions
In a few days I'll post reviews of the last 4 films I saw in theaters
Rock 'n' Roll High School: The classic 1979 Roger Corman extravagansa featuring Clint Howard and numerous musical numbers and even some Oscar caliber acting from The Ramones.
The Bourne Supremacy: The sequel to the 2002 hit movie The Bourne Identity. Matt Damon proves once again he's the only one of the Good Will Hunting duo with talent. Affleck was da bomb in Phantoms though.
Battlefield Baseball: The star of the zombies with guns classic Versus stars as 'Jubeh the Baseball' with godly baseball skills. He's recruited by Seido High to take on Gedo High in a game of no rules baseball. The only catch is, Jubeh's pitches are so fast he actually killed his dad by throwing one through him, and Gedo High is made up of ZOMBIES!
Living Hell: Shugo Fuji writes, directs, and stars in his breakthrough film. Some have claimed it is the most terrifying and creepy film to come from Japan. Apparently they've been under rocks for the past 30 years. Watch as Fuji attempts to make his film change genres at least a dozen times; top that off by ripping Japan's premiere director (and one of my personal heroes) Takashi Miike, you have a sure fire hit that is bound to mesmerize first time Japanase shock viewers (that is until they check out Audition).
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I may also choose to post an uneccessary rant about how Marvel comics has mismanaged The Punisher franchise since the early 1980s, and how the franchise has been saved by three men: Garth Ennis, Avi Arad, and Thomas Jane.
Rock 'n' Roll High School: The classic 1979 Roger Corman extravagansa featuring Clint Howard and numerous musical numbers and even some Oscar caliber acting from The Ramones.
The Bourne Supremacy: The sequel to the 2002 hit movie The Bourne Identity. Matt Damon proves once again he's the only one of the Good Will Hunting duo with talent. Affleck was da bomb in Phantoms though.
Battlefield Baseball: The star of the zombies with guns classic Versus stars as 'Jubeh the Baseball' with godly baseball skills. He's recruited by Seido High to take on Gedo High in a game of no rules baseball. The only catch is, Jubeh's pitches are so fast he actually killed his dad by throwing one through him, and Gedo High is made up of ZOMBIES!
Living Hell: Shugo Fuji writes, directs, and stars in his breakthrough film. Some have claimed it is the most terrifying and creepy film to come from Japan. Apparently they've been under rocks for the past 30 years. Watch as Fuji attempts to make his film change genres at least a dozen times; top that off by ripping Japan's premiere director (and one of my personal heroes) Takashi Miike, you have a sure fire hit that is bound to mesmerize first time Japanase shock viewers (that is until they check out Audition).
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I may also choose to post an uneccessary rant about how Marvel comics has mismanaged The Punisher franchise since the early 1980s, and how the franchise has been saved by three men: Garth Ennis, Avi Arad, and Thomas Jane.
Wednesday, July 14, 2004
Who is driving car?
Thursday, June 24, 2004
Update
More detailed updates will follow, but for now, I advise you to watch "Blood for Dracula." Make sure it's the NC-17/X/Unrated edition though.
Saturday, May 29, 2004
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
I'm planning on watching all three theatrical editions of Lord of the Rings on DVD. I bought Return of the King, Tuesday but held off on watching it until this weekend.
On a side note, my internet disconnected a minute ago or so, and I literally said aloud, "fuxorz" as it happened. 1337 speak making it into my verbal dialogue is not a good sign.
On a side note, my internet disconnected a minute ago or so, and I literally said aloud, "fuxorz" as it happened. 1337 speak making it into my verbal dialogue is not a good sign.
Thursday, May 27, 2004
As if I needed an online quiz to confirm it...
Monday, May 17, 2004
A new low in Google searches.
I was looking through the referal logs that linked to my blog, and it kinda scares me that someone actually searched for this:
http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=how+to+do+the+five+point+palm+heart+exploding+technique&btnG=Search&meta=
That's right, someone thinks the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique is real. What may be even more sad is how they completely misworded it.
Most of the things people get directed here looking for relate to "two ex Portland radio hosts" and the "uncut video of a horrible act of violence against an American citizen" thats been cirulating the news. I'm pretty sure you can guess what I'm making veiled references to, I'd come out and say it, but the last thing I want is more idiots coming here looking for that crap.
Anyhow, in the past week I've had 196 hits to the blog.
http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=how+to+do+the+five+point+palm+heart+exploding+technique&btnG=Search&meta=
That's right, someone thinks the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique is real. What may be even more sad is how they completely misworded it.
Most of the things people get directed here looking for relate to "two ex Portland radio hosts" and the "uncut video of a horrible act of violence against an American citizen" thats been cirulating the news. I'm pretty sure you can guess what I'm making veiled references to, I'd come out and say it, but the last thing I want is more idiots coming here looking for that crap.
Anyhow, in the past week I've had 196 hits to the blog.
Saturday, May 15, 2004
Khan vs. The Colonial Marines
If you ever seen www.yourethemannowdog.com you'll understand where I got the idea for the following:
http://www.geocities.com/gameoverkhan/ I find it funny personally, can't speak for anyone else though.
Hopefully you've seen both Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan and Aliens so you'll understand the two components of the page.
http://www.geocities.com/gameoverkhan/ I find it funny personally, can't speak for anyone else though.
Hopefully you've seen both Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan and Aliens so you'll understand the two components of the page.
